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  Jonny, the WTB&TS, and hacking

  by MeanMrMustard in

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  this is my first thread at jwn.

  i have posted only a few times on other threads.

  i am a third generation jw turned ex-jw, inactive for six years.

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  zombie dub

  It would also be very easy to check who was scraping IPs like that, just check the source code and see if any posts have 1x1 images embedded.

  For this reason I doubt they do it.
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  Jonny, the WTB&TS, and hacking

  by MeanMrMustard in

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  2. friends

  this is my first thread at jwn.

  i have posted only a few times on other threads.

  i am a third generation jw turned ex-jw, inactive for six years.

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  The whole Jonny character is obviously just a wind up, some naive people out there to believe this
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  The 2nd Coming has already been proved to be a mistake

  by Terry in

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  2. bible

  while the whole world of christianity waits and longs for the 2nd advent of jesus because it will bring their reward.... jehovah's witness already had theirs!

  they simply declared that "jesus is back!".

  1914 was the date assigned.. true, jesus was invisible.. true, armageddon didn't come.. true, the world went on spinning as before.. but, 1914 was date certain and remains so.. instead, jehovah's witnesses starting treating armageddon the same way mainstream christianity treats the 2nd coming.. it's coming any minute!.

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  was the 1992 coming invisible?
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  BOE LTR Dec 26, 2010 "Increased Activity April 2011"....Transcript....

  by yknot in

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  2. beliefs

  in an effort to increase the praise and honor to jehovah and jesus christ at the time of the memorial, the governing body has arranged for a special period of increased activity during april 2011.

  you will be pleased to learn that during april 2011, publishers who wish to serve as auxiliary pioneers may indicate on the application whether they will be working toward a 30-hour or 50-hour requirement for the month.

  this is a special arrangement for the month of april 2011 only.

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  suspect this will be 1 time for this year, then next year it will be brought in as a new 'loving arrangement' so that anyone can aux in any month for just 30 hours.
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  When the Reptillian Anti-Christ is unmasked, what is your firearm of choice to kill our invaders?

  by WingCommander in

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  this subject thread has been on my mind for a while, especially after seeing "zombieland" and foodall's thread about our possible ufo/reptilian over lords/realion/alien invaders.

  when the great day of reckoning comes, whether it be from ufo alien invaders, realian reptilian over lords, demons in human-hybrid form, or just plain old virus-infected zombies, what will you be carrying to defend yourself from the hostile forces of e-vile?

  please, no one say a "bible" or i'm going to just laugh my ass off.

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  I'm only worrying about zombies as I'm sure that is how it will end, rather than UFOs/reptiles etc.

  Guns are hard to get in the UK so I would take what I can find, but ideally I would like:

  - http://www.arscives.com/bladesign/images/2.%20full-sword-set-2.jpg Samurai sword to carry on my back (in case ammo runs out)

  - Baseball bat (less blood)

  - Pump action shotgun, probably sawn-off double barrelled

  - Sniper rifle

  - Couple of magnum pistols.
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  Simple explanation why "Anointed" # going up (from the CO)

  by InterestedOne in

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  2. beliefs

  i asked the co, if the heavenly calling was closed in 1935, why is the number of anointed going up?

  he simply said that the society no longer says when the heavenly calling was closed.

  have they discarded the 1935 teaching?

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  Larsinger, you forgot to multiply by pi and then differenciate delta x by delta y.

  When you do that and then divide by the square root of C, where C is the constant represending the speed of light, you get 55378008 which on a calculator upside down spells 'boobless'
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  Do you miss "dressing up" for the meetings?

  by dozy in

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  2. beliefs

  i was thinking about this the other day when doing a bit of tidying up of my wardrobe.

  all the kh suits are now pushed to the back of the wardrobe and i am seriously thinking about a visit to the charity shop to get rid of most of them.. for me one of the (few) enjoyable aspects of being a jw was getting dressed up.

  my secular work very rarely involves putting on a dress suit & tie so i miss getting dressed up - smart suit , tie , shiny shoes , slapping on the aftershave.

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  i absolutely hate wearing a suit, so hell no!
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  'OKM_January_2011_Britain_OCRd.pdf'

  by fokyc in

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  2. bible

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  http://www.box.net/shared/5gf1i7bxks.

  sorry it is late, weather, ice and snow!.

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  zombie dub

  When we wake up on the day that we have scheduled to study together, we say to each other: 'Guess what tonight is? Family Worship night! ' After that we let out a large sigh, turn to each other and say 'Fuck my life' in tedious synchronicity.
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  "How Awful This Place Can Be!" Life at Bethel by Keith Casarona

  by Dogpatch in

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  remember the video of all the nice dudes who were on the governing body in the 70s?

  (here's a refresher).. well this is what their lives were really like - the same as when i was there.

  by the time it got to the end, all was left was chicken backs.

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  good read - what is 'hazing'?
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  2011 Pronunciation - my opinion

  by Mad Sweeney in

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  we are now in the year 2011. you may recall some discussion at the turn of the century about how to pronounce the years 2000, 2001, etc.

  it seems to me that the consensus was to say "two-thousand" and "two-thousand one" and so on.

  but i think now that we are in the second decade of this century it is time to move on to the traditional two-number pronunciation system for the years and continue with it for the rest of the century.. just as 1975 is pronounced "nineteen seventy-five" and not "one-thousand nine-hundred seventy-five" it is time to pronounce the year 2011 as "twenty eleven" and not "two-thousand eleven.".

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  00s are pronounced by nearly everyone as "naughties" (UK anyway)

  can we just say eleven now? Like we used to say ninety-nine (not 1999), doesn't feel right still!